I know this has already begun as an unruly post - my apologies.
Much to my chagrin and eternal remorse, Seth introduced Thomas to the concept of "nippy twists" at a very young age. Consequently Thomas has been able to identify that part of the human anatomy for some time. He has determined that it is an extreme compliment to say, "Mom, I like your nippies" in the store, at church, at home any location seems to be appropriate. Initially, I thought the best way to handle it was say a simple thank you and not draw to much attention to it.
The interest has continued and progressed to nursing and the tissue surrounding the "nippie". He has asked me to nurse his: stuffed dog, play baby, leggo and stuffed Woody doll (yikes).
And finally, yesterday, he grabbed my bra and instructed me, "mom, put your bo-boos in this thing here." Thank you son, thank you. I have been dressing you for so long, I almost forgot how to dress myself.
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That is so my brother's fault.
I meant to comment on the pregnancy post (congrats, btw!), but this one is so much funnier...
Steve taught Ben "nipple" when doing body parts. Which he proudly announces just like "leg" or "finger." Oh, dear. I am glad (?) to not be alone.
Hope you are doing well, my dear friend!!! I sure love you!
He's a smart one that Tommy; and so helpful too, apparently!
I'm not sure I've ever laughed at a blog post that hard. That was hilarious!
I'm still laughing and I've even already heard the story. It's frightening to realize the amount of influence Seth has on a young mind. Good luck Caroline.
I can't stop laughing at this one. Wait till your followers at Johansen HIgh School read this one! Hilarious.
Very, very funny!! And cute! We had a little issue with Maev asking Jon how a certain body part was doing after his vasectomy. She would ask him every day, often in public. Oh, kids!
Lila
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